I'm 72% redneck.

Body: Are You A Redneck?
(x) have you ever lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
( ) own a gun?
( ) hunted?
(x)driven a truck?
(x) chewed tobacco?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
(x) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x) worked on a farm?
(x) lived on a farm?
(x) fed a farm animal?
(x) worn carhartt?
(x) lived in a small town?
(x) worked on a car?
(x) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
(x) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
( ) been in a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
(x) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
(x) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
(x) watched the dukes of hazzard episodes?
( ) owned more than two cars that don’t run?
(x) been to a junkyard
(x) been called a racist
( ) been in a INTERNATIONAL vs john deere argument?
(x) gone cow tipping?
( ) made out in a truck on a back road
( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) worn camo?
(x) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin?
(x) went swimming in the pond?
( ) drank/sipped white lightening? ...
(x) had your whole family on the front porch?
(x) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a shirt with a rebel flag?
(x) eaten venison (deer meat)?
(x) cooked over a fire?
(x) ever been muddin?
(x) ate squirrel?
Subtotal 36
Now multiply your score by 2 and post it as “I’m –% redneck”.

YEEHAWW! If your redneck score is over 70%, you can officially call yourself a redneck